[CH-EN] Translator Test

If interested, simply translate the passage below, and reply in a thread called "Chinese TL Test", once someone passes the test, the test will also change. Upon completion of the test, I'll ask you to translate a phrase that's commonly seen in manga. If you get it, you pass; if not, I'll ask you another phrase. If you fail after 4 different phrases, then you fail.

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Thread title : [CH-EN Translator] Your Nick

In the thread, we need you to provide the following information.
1. Timezone
2. Experience
3. Availability schedule

Anyway here's the test, good luck

I can read about 5 symbols in that! Hurray!

Hopefully you, the reader, will be better than me! Apply now and be that lucky one who gets to translate this awesome project!

Good luck to all!

maybe u should pick up on chinese before jap? +___+

I still can cheat off with OCR XD

It will be better to use real pages of manga in my opinion. but well, as long as the person that takes the test does not cheat, then its ok.

lulz, did you try to cheat with ocr and fail? XD

and using manga would be..... meeeeh. i mean sure i can find ones that havent been translated yet, but sooner or later they will. if that's the case, then i'd have to update the test regularly and etc etc, it's just not worth it >__>

lol WHAT's the point of passing this test if the guy will obviously fail the actual translation in the team?

huh? if you pass this test then it means ur language skills is adequit.... i srsly don't see how you can pass this but fail at the actual thing.

mm i mean by cheating like the ways kenji mentioned before ._.

lulz, the way he mentioned (ocr) or the way he did (copy and google tl XD)? Cause neither of them works anymore.

LOL... typing out the first sentence until faguo chengshi on google will lead u to the paragraph XD

/me runs

lulz, if they know how to type it, and knows the pin yin, chances are they know their stuff :P

LULZ... I can read most of them but I dunno what they mean XD

gtfo you can translate chinmi :P

It's funny how you're teaching all the possible applicants how to cheat xD

no one's gonna cheat =____= chiiilllllll...