The Giant Run-On Sentence game!

[Deya]

I'm sure most of you are familiar with this game, but for those that aren't, let me break down the rules. I'll start the thread by posting the start of sentence (two words), and the next poster will continue the sentence with two words of their own.

For example, if I were to post "I once...", the next poster might continue the sentence with "was a", and the next poster might post something like "large broom", and so on and so forth.

Maximum amount of words you can type in any continuation is 2, and you can change the direction of the narrative whenever you like, which should make for some interesting twists. Let's see how long we can keep one sentence going!

It would be in your best interest to add another rule which is to underline the post..

Great addition! Underline your entries, please!

Once upon...

The story thus far! Take a glimpse at the monster you've all created!

Once upon... A year ago, in Grapefruit Corpuccio's, two guys were kissing very sensually, they started to realize that kissing killed democracy, however, they decided to become girls and live together in a pub that also hosted twelve thousand knights who wore Batman costumes and they manufactured Patriots and joined the Manchester United hooligans on a trip To Hell's Kitchen, NY, where Cher was cooking and kissing while wearing fuzzy antlers, maid costumes, which consisted of a Ferrero Rocher and a magic kitten, which left all the other maids were playing Pokemon games, when suddenly A pig wearing a thong sang "Hakuna matata" while doing a dance using popcorn now the abominable pig that was dancing while holding his muffins with a cherry that grew out of his garden, and bit into the cherry which tasted something like the a muffin; the maids were comatose while the magic kitten died happy being eaten by nyancat with the nyandogs and the mafia from Korea trying hard to catch Pepe Lepew even as he farted the stink killed everyone except Vargoille, a foul trick was bogeying through the atmosphere with fire and ice coming out of the rear end of the Infinite Stratos and then the entire universe turned inside out, forcing the monkeys to humor dinosaurs and foxes where watching the TV, resetting the time zone to relay the message to all of the inhabitants of the world and all the bananas summoned a clumsy girl, and shebattled her way out but was confronted by a demonic vampire astronaut who wanted to eat while flossing Magic Johnson who happened who happened to be passing by while sucking on a micheal jackson collectors plate made of spun sugar and other galactic beings do something related to things that sometimes go swoosh kaboosh which made magic johnson swoosh kaboosh, and then the world decided to again go swoosh kaboosh, a chain of many, many, many ridiculous amounts of insanely crazy amounts of the amazingly exceptional finger nails scraping down made ears go pop into space and then a new thought process was born as it went out to summon a world; a utopia in which everything when towards a giant building yelling "I want some Swoosh Caboosh in my house and let it go in another part of delicious apple pie in the school's gate; I watched Haruna-chan dancing madly with a pink chainsaw and a really big round hat that had frilly ribbons all around, the chainsaw and her Pink dress that had serrated edges just then, the chainsaw started up buzzing noisily and glowing while all beings shook with intense...

I'll periodically add to this as we go along.

Updated as of 4/21/12 @ 10:30 PM, PST

[Deya]

To Hell

Let's keep the responses down to two words. If I get a lot of demands to add more, I'll amend the rule.

[vtenan_rj]

's kitchen ,NY

[Holy_Banisher]

, where Cher

[Deya]

was cooking

[excr]

and kissing

[kaybee]

while wearing

[Deya]

fuzzy antlers

[vtenan_rj]

,maid costume...

[Pryun]

which consisted

vtenan, you might wanna consider rereading the first post... underline as well...

Also, Deya, plan on compiling the story in the first post?

[kaybee]

of a

(not much I could do with previous words )

[Holy_Banisher]

Ferrero Rocher

[kaybee]

and a...
(how do you make a maid costume out of a ferrero rocher?)

[Holy_Banisher]

magic kitten

Anything is possible if you wish for it with all your heart and eat your vegetables!

[kaybee]

which left

[Pryun]

all the
(someone do something to something else!!! preferably the knights...)

[excr]

other maids

(seriously, they left all the other maids crying..)

[Rai-j]

Were playing
....lost track

[lightning wyvern 97]

Nercien have made this kind of thread with 5 words...

Were playing
....lost track

Pokemon games.

[Holy_Banisher]

when suddenly

[Freedom]

a pig

[Deya]

Also, Deya, plan on compiling the story in the first post?

Already done! Check it out, folks!

wearing a

[Holy_Banisher]

thong sang

if a bunch of monkeys could write out Shakespeare, we should be able to weave a tale greater than Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Spice and Wolf, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Odyssey, Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, Oliver Twist, Genji no Monogatari, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and Tom Sawyer combined. And that is exactly what I am seeing :P

[Deya]

"Hakuna matata"

[tinlugi]

while doing

[Pryun]

A dance